The Voice of the Unity

Vengeance is a Cruel Mistress

Tears, 2009-12-13 Edition

with 3 comments

I’m out salvaging a few missions and happen across 2 Angel Extravaganzas in a row. Nice. I salvage as much as I can before the MR starts shooting wrecks. In the Angel Extravaganza there are 2 Dominix battleships – one navy issue, one normal. I start cleaning up as usual. Then this:

[ 2009.12.13 17:09:18 ] Seleastra > Merii Kha’sen
[ 2009.12.13 17:09:26 ] Merii Kha’sen > NO U

Then the other missioner from the first AE pipes up:

[ 2009.12.13 17:12:05 ] Meta2 > f’in loser ninja salvagers… get your own mission to salvage
[ 2009.12.13 17:12:12 ] Meta2 > it aint that hard
[ 2009.12.13 17:12:34 ] Merii Kha’sen > NO U
[ 2009.12.13 17:13:02 ] Meta2 > i aint lootin… lol
[ 2009.12.13 17:13:18 ] Meta2 > thieves … get yer own lvl 4
[ 2009.12.13 17:13:38 ] Merii Kha’sen > problem is
[ 2009.12.13 17:13:40 ] Merii Kha’sen > it’s not your stuff
[ 2009.12.13 17:13:44 ] Merii Kha’sen > so I’m not stealing anything
[ 2009.12.13 17:13:48 ] Meta2 > yeah … it is
[ 2009.12.13 17:13:56 ] Merii Kha’sen > the salvage is not yours, AS STATED BY CCP

It is, too! See the forum post about it.

[ 2009.12.13 17:13:59 ] Master Spor > goons
[ 2009.12.13 17:14:10 ] Meta2 > yeah… i killed it…
[ 2009.12.13 17:14:14 ] Meta2 > it is mine
[ 2009.12.13 17:14:18 ] Merii Kha’sen > no…
[ 2009.12.13 17:14:21 ] Meta2 > next time… we just blow it all up
[ 2009.12.13 17:14:23 ] Merii Kha’sen > if you got an aggro timer, it would be yours
[ 2009.12.13 17:14:31 ] Meta2 > to make sure u don’t get a thing
[ 2009.12.13 17:14:38 ] Merii Kha’sen > and neither do you, then
[ 2009.12.13 17:14:43 ] Lucian Thetis > lol
[ 2009.12.13 17:14:45 ] Merii Kha’sen > good luck blowing up 30% of your income
[ 2009.12.13 17:14:50 ] Meta2 > can live without

Oh! These grapes are so sour!

[ 2009.12.13 17:14:59 ] Meta2 > have 1.5 billion bank… no prob
[ 2009.12.13 17:15:04 ] Merii Kha’sen > is that all?
[ 2009.12.13 17:15:12 ] Merii Kha’sen > shit, I feel sorry for you
[ 2009.12.13 17:15:13 ] Meta2 > all i need for now
[ 2009.12.13 17:15:16 ] Yrin’Aar > lol, it’s not their profit if you’ve ninja-salvaged it 😛
[ 2009.12.13 17:15:34 ] Meta2 > least i dont have to steal others stuff
[ 2009.12.13 17:15:38 ] Meta2 > to make a living
[ 2009.12.13 17:15:41 ] Meta2 > 🙂
[ 2009.12.13 17:15:57 ] Merii Kha’sen > man, I do it because of bears like you.
[ 2009.12.13 17:16:02 ] Merii Kha’sen > that cry and whine in local
[ 2009.12.13 17:16:05 ] Merii Kha’sen > your tears fuel my ship.
[ 2009.12.13 17:16:10 ] Meta2 > your a dirtbag then
[ 2009.12.13 17:16:21 ] Merii Kha’sen > oh god, keep talking, reactor is almost full
[ 2009.12.13 17:16:28 ] Meta2 > u get off on making the game less fun for others
[ 2009.12.13 17:16:34 ] Merii Kha’sen > 99.38%…
[ 2009.12.13 17:16:40 ] Merii Kha’sen > yeah, I really do
[ 2009.12.13 17:16:46 ] Merii Kha’sen > if you cry about it, I feel happy
[ 2009.12.13 17:16:53 ] Runawaypally > leave the arse alone meta, hes just baiting u
[ 2009.12.13 17:16:54 ] Meta2 > what a life… i ain’t crying
[ 2009.12.13 17:16:56 ] Yrin’Aar > New Eden is a brutal, harsh place…

And full of people who will take your things!

[ 2009.12.13 17:17:02 ] Commander Shallow > Why do you ninja salvagers have to ruin the game for people like us? I bet you were bullied as a kid

Counter-trolling. I know him, and I know he’s not serious.

[ 2009.12.13 17:17:03 ] Meta2 > i can still play
[ 2009.12.13 17:17:08 ] Meta2 > and you arent stopping me
[ 2009.12.13 17:17:16 ] Merii Kha’sen > I don’t want you to stop
[ 2009.12.13 17:17:23 ] Merii Kha’sen > I can’t make money off your efforts if you do
[ 2009.12.13 17:17:32 ] Merii Kha’sen > You have exposed my life for what it is, Shallow 😦
[ 2009.12.13 17:17:33 ] Meta2 > i’d bet i’d f u up the rear with a baseball bat now though

I’m so scared? I guess?

[ 2009.12.13 17:17:34 ] Grand Formage > small people must make others small so they can feel bigger
[ 2009.12.13 17:18:05 ] Merii Kha’sen > Your psychological analysis based on 3 sentences is superb
[ 2009.12.13 17:18:11 ] Merii Kha’sen > you should get a 1-900 number
[ 2009.12.13 17:18:39 ] Meta2 > why sure… then youd be on it… wanking…
[ 2009.12.13 17:18:53 ] Meta2 > i’d be earning 100 an hour
[ 2009.12.13 17:18:57 ] Meta2 > 🙂
[ 2009.12.13 17:20:04 ] Merii Kha’sen > so wait
[ 2009.12.13 17:20:12 ] Merii Kha’sen > you’re saying you sell the ISK you make from running missions?

Let’s see if I can bait a trap here and make him say something dumb.

[ 2009.12.13 17:20:29 ] Meta2 > no… i dont ordinarily loot
[ 2009.12.13 17:20:39 ] Grand Formage > it is just sad that you must do ill to others to feel successful.  another example why the RL  is as it is.
[ 2009.12.13 17:20:52 ] Meta2 > what trying to get me to violate game rules? lol… whatever

No? Oh well.

[ 2009.12.13 17:21:19 ] Master Spor > shut up you idiots
[ 2009.12.13 17:21:29 ] Master Spor > your nothing in eve, a bunch of carebears living in high sec
[ 2009.12.13 17:21:39 ] Meta2 > my heart bleeds master….
[ 2009.12.13 17:21:44 ] Master Spor > so stop your dumb argument over worthless scrap metal
[ 2009.12.13 17:21:52 ] Master Spor > no shit meta2 you would be dead if it didnt
[ 2009.12.13 17:22:04 ] Meta2 > why not… starting shit can be fun
[ 2009.12.13 17:22:36 ] Meta2 > oh wow a 4 month old
[ 2009.12.13 17:22:45 ] Grand Formage > if you are so MANLY go play in 0.0 or higsec.  or does you manhood only show when you have to mess up others happiness
[ 2009.12.13 17:23:06 ] Merii Kha’sen > TROPE ALERT
[ 2009.12.13 17:23:09 ] Merii Kha’sen > TROPE ALERT
[ 2009.12.13 17:23:39 ] Yrin’Aar > No keep it going guys, I love watching trolling fallout! 😀
[ 2009.12.13 17:23:57 ] Merii Kha’sen > “The only “real” <whatever eve playstyle> Is in 0.0″
[ 2009.12.13 17:24:41 ] Grand Formage > then why are ou not playing the REAL game tough guy

I accidentally the sarcasm I think. Is this bad?

[ 2009.12.13 17:24:51 ] Kingwood > wat is 0.0? emoticon open eyse?
[ 2009.12.13 17:24:51 ] Merii Kha’sen > I’m sorry
[ 2009.12.13 17:24:53 ] Meta2 > yeah… head out to 0.0
[ 2009.12.13 17:24:56 ] Meta2 > lol
[ 2009.12.13 17:25:01 ] Merii Kha’sen > I think your sarcasm detector is broken
[ 2009.12.13 17:25:06 ] Merii Kha’sen > note the quotes, dear
[ 2009.12.13 17:25:19 ] Meta2 > i think he is in love with you div
[ 2009.12.13 17:25:27 ] Meta2 > i love merii too
[ 2009.12.13 17:25:31 ] Merii Kha’sen > Everyone loves Merii
[ 2009.12.13 17:25:34 ] Meta2 > i want to plug his ass

It just devolved from there – no more real tears, just vulgar expressions of how he wishes to insert objects into my rectum.

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Written by Merii Kha'sen

December 13, 2009 at 5:56 pm

Posted in Tears

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  1. [ 2009.12.13 17:22:45 ] Grand Formage > if you are so MANLY go play in 0.0 or higsec. or does you manhood only show when you have to mess up others happiness

    HIGSEC – the hithero unknown area of eden, where manhood never needs to be shown.

    ShadowMaiden

    December 13, 2009 at 6:05 pm

  2. Personally, I don’t mission, so I don’t really care, but what, exactly, is the motivation for ninja-looters? Seems like a rather inefficient way to make ISK to me, and not nearly as much fun as the actual blowing-crap-up part.

    James

    December 13, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    • It might be, but I do it for two reasons.

      1. I hate “boring” occupations in EVE. The main highsec occupations (missioning and mining) count as boring to me. I cannot bring myself to do them. Market fighting is kind of fun but I don’t really know how to get myself set up and in a good niche, so I don’t try it. I also have poor research, building and trading skills.

      2. I enjoy causing havoc to those that thing highsec is completely safe. Their crying makes me happy. In short, I’m a griefer that has figured how to make money off of the trouble that I cause.

      Merii Kha'sen

      December 14, 2009 at 3:13 am


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